About a Boy


...oh wait, that was a 2002 film with Hugh Grant in it...

Still...this section is nonetheless "About"... well, not just "a" boy,

...but "THE" Boy...

Jonesey Boy

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and also, About the other things said Boy can do for you aside from physical products.

Who/what is Jonesey Buy (the e-store of Jonesey Boy)?

 

A massive corporation/company?

No

 

A sole trader?

Yes

 

An expensive version of a Temu or AliBaba style dropshipper?

A dropshipper - for Print on-Demand items, yes

 

Temu/AliBaba/Amazon competitor - no

 

Expensive - yes, sorry, just the way it is

 

A "struggling artist"?

It could be put like that

 

A team of retail experts?

No

 

Experienced sales staff?

No - first timer micro-entrepreneur... please help him out!

 

A charity?

not technically, but he could USE some charity! He's just one guy(boy) trying to make it on his own

 

Available to answer questions 24/7?

Ideally yes, but he's just one man(boy), so not realistically;

but you can try facebook messenger 👇

Click/Tap, or scan with your smartphone/tablet camera

 


 

[ P.S. - and yes, that IS "the boy himself" white-silhouetted into his own logo]

 

[ P.P.S. - yes, he sometimes does talk in the third person... don't judge 😏

As Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson used to say:

 

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS

 

This site, and his others, aren't really about him, contrary to how things may sometime seem.

 

He mainly just wants the world to enjoy his visual effects, whether animated or still... and for it to worry not so much about the dude himself (he's actually somewhat private generally speaking - fame is of course just as often a curse as a blessing, to those who find it).

 

But as just the most basic summary:

 

  • Name: Evan Jones PhD (Pretty humorous Dude)
  • Residence: (Western) Australia
  • Generation: 90s kid, 80s born
  • Height: short-ish, but can play in the (basketball) keyway for rebounds
  • Weight: healthy (now having made multi-day fasting his "new norm")
  • Hair: boring frankly
  • Fingers: 4 on each hand, 2 thumbs
  • (just some) Fiction interests: TMNT, Jurassic Park/World series, FarScape, Alan Partridge, Monty Python...